was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
(via kyrajoy)
- mom: wake up
- me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*
pussyisthebreakfastofchampions:
If I was to like.. Get hit by a car you wouldn’t see me phoning an ambulance or anything.
(via glossyskeletons)
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
(via glossyskeletons)
